CHAMPION SHIT.

Nineteen though.
I like a lot of shit.
Coffee, rape lists, movies, pretending to speak French, adapting several different personalities in preparation for my life as a sassy ass con-artist slash prositute with a heart of gold clogged arteries, Will Arnett, learning to be a bitch in sign-language, HOT JEW DICK (or any hot dick for that matter. Just not be ugly. Proper sentence.) eating sandwiches at three in the morning, campy shit, Trey Songz, making fun of serious situations, David Sedaris, Bill Hader...
SPEAKING of Bill Hader that sexy mofuck could wipe his ear wax on my lips if he wanted. Dave Franco, too. and Aaron Johnson. Him too, too. Come all ye have sex me with. Unprotectedly. Which is a word.
Lafayette ala HBO's True Blood is my own personal fucking hero. So, that was important.
KK this shit is about as long as not your dick. Let's wrap this bitch up. Other things I anally rape the shit out of: Netflix, the word "dude", books and shit, John Mayer usually, a shit load of music, The Royal Tenenbaums, speaking solely in movie quotes, sleep, Spike Lee (accidentally), blankets, inappropriate fondling of strangers, rain, James Byron Dean, The People Under the Stairs, Cillian Murphy, curves, GINGERS, Taco Bell, writing, HBO shit, She's Too Young, cheesy 1980's films, being EXTREME, pterodactyl screeches, Michael Pitt, Office Space, Ben Stiller, the piano, Ving Rhames, ballet shit, Elijah Wood's face, salt, New Zealand shit, Paul Rudd, sparkling cider, my torched figure skating dreams, The Olympics, Kid Cudi, baby powder, and...hoodies.
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newyorkdork:

dennywenny:

The Boy in Striped Pajamas.
epic.
One of the saddest film endings ever.

We watched this in literary club at school…I cried like a babby.

fuh. Bruno was so cute I wanted to die. You can’t just kill kids! The hell man?!

newyorkdork:

dennywenny:

The Boy in Striped Pajamas.

epic.

One of the saddest film endings ever.

We watched this in literary club at school…I cried like a babby.

fuh. Bruno was so cute I wanted to die. You can’t just kill kids! The hell man?!

— 2 months ago with 62 notes
  1. yourekillinmesamm reblogged this from buttfacebianca and added:
    The book was great, the movie changed a few things but it was still wonderful. Haha Shmuel[sp] was cute too :D
  2. meganmon reblogged this from dennywenny
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  5. hailpc reblogged this from binbons and added:
    Ditto. What’s weird is that I listened to the Movie Score of it couple times just to remind myself how sad it was :(
  6. saylavee reblogged this from captainthunderpants
  7. itsmilan reblogged this from championawkward
  8. buttfacebianca reblogged this from championawkward and added:
    cutest kids, saddest movie ever.
  9. sinisterlava reblogged this from championawkward and added:
    the book was so boring until i got to the end and i was like WAIT WTF JUST HAPPENED
  10. championawkward reblogged this from thelittledork and added:
    fuh. Bruno was so cute I wanted to die. You can’t just kill kids! The hell man?!
  11. thelittledork reblogged this from dennywenny and added:
    literary club at school…I cried like a babby.
  12. captainthunderpants reblogged this from dennywenny
  13. victorrriaaaaa reblogged this from hoorayjoycelay and added:
    The end of The Boy in Striped Pajamas made me cry.
  14. hoorayjoycelay reblogged this from dennywenny and added:
    Oh my goodness, this reminds me so much...that one scene near
  15. unofficialcrap reblogged this from dennywenny
  16. getoutofheredick reblogged this from dennywenny and added:
    omg……….this is...movie we watched in english and i cried SOOO HARD!!! IN CLASS!!!...
  17. binbons reblogged this from dennywenny and added:
    Oh man. I cried all through...credits and then like 10 minutes after that.
  18. serendipxty reblogged this from kushnstarbucks
  19. --officiallyyours reblogged this from dennywenny and added:
    only thing that ever caught my attention
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  21. dennywenny reblogged this from kimjonghyun and added:
    The Boy in Striped Pajamas. epic. One of...saddest film endings ever.
  22. ohitsjill reblogged this from stfuhannah
  23. kimjonghyun reblogged this from eztc and added:
    i’d cry so hard if i saw this movie.. the book is just.. ;-;
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  25. w1nterw0nderland reblogged this from stfuhannah and added:
    Omg, don’t even. My eyes were puffy for 3 hours straight. This is actually the ONLY...that...